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#1211 phaze

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 03:15 AM

I suppose someone had to point out the obvious. My vote goes to the person who manages to still keep their relationship with their significant-other intact afterwards
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Posted 09 September 2012 - 02:31 PM

Revised version of a joke:

(Early morning)
Husband (outside bathroom): *bangs door*: God! Are you coming out soon?
Wife: Yeah, just give me a few minutes...*takes another hour to apply makeup...*

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Posted 09 September 2012 - 10:43 PM

My vote goes to the person who manages to still keep their relationship with their significant-other intact afterwards


@EDM I am not sure if that qualifies for my vote :unsure:
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Posted 09 September 2012 - 11:42 PM

I hope you're planning on coming out soon. We don't have all day to wait for you to apply for a job we both already know you aren't going to get.
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Posted 10 September 2012 - 03:14 AM

@Brainac *sigh* argument bound to ensue afterwards! still doesn't qualify I'm afraid
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Posted 10 September 2012 - 12:02 PM

@Brainac *sigh* argument bound to ensue afterwards! still doesn't qualify I'm afraid


I don't know... I think it would be fairly easy to keep my relationship with my significant other intact after that.... :P
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Posted 11 September 2012 - 12:05 AM

I don't know... I think it would be fairly easy to keep my relationship with my significant other intact after that.... :P

Where do I deliver the gold medal?

Edit: For him of course...

Edited by phaze, 11 September 2012 - 12:07 AM.

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Posted 12 September 2012 - 05:38 PM

@EDM I am not sure if that qualifies for my vote :unsure:


Actually, it does, considering how often us common people see this situation at home (myself included)...my parents just celebrated their 21st wedding anniversary on 11th...& I've watched them argue like this for so long...wait, Why the heck am I explaining this? You're married, you'll know... :P

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Posted 12 September 2012 - 05:41 PM

I hope you're planning on coming out soon. We don't have all day to wait for you to apply for a job we both already know you aren't going to get.


*sigh* yep, that's happened in my house, too...:(
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Posted 14 September 2012 - 01:26 AM

wait, who's hosting the next round?
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