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#1081 flamebirde

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Posted 04 July 2012 - 02:36 AM

The man's face was like limestone; probably because he was made of limestone.
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Posted 04 July 2012 - 06:02 PM

The man's face was like limestone...he was very sedimentary & he calcified all in his path...Stupid carbonate-based lifeform...:angry:
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 01:58 AM

The man's face was like limestone...given enough pressure his face would be like marble
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 02:41 PM

Chalk and cheese takes it.

You're up, fab.
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 03:45 PM

Chalk and cheese takes it.

You're up, fab.


errmm thanks (I think)

His legs were like rubber...
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 04:32 PM

His legs were like rubber...that's why, he made great tyres for fabpig's car...[You owe me $5 for that, fabby]... ;)

Edited by EDM, 05 July 2012 - 04:33 PM.

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 04:40 PM

His legs were like rubber, spineless, soulless.
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 07:52 PM

His legs were like rubber; occasionally they stretched to the kitchen, but always promptly found their way back to their original position...on the couch.
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:36 PM

his legs were like rubber cement, stuck between a sock and a hard place.
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:46 PM

his legs were like rubber, i didn't shock him very much
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