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Started by TheCube, May 27 2011 04:09 PM

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#1021 tiger_lily111

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Posted 19 June 2012 - 07:46 PM

I hope y'all are watching Euro2012 Right Now!!!!

Let's go with, quietly have ESPN open in a browser tab to check the score whilst at work ... :ph34r:

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"There's no such thing as 'one, true way'; the only answers worth having are the ones you find for yourself; leave the world better than you found it. Love, freedom, and the chance to do some good -- they're the things worth living and dying for, and if you aren't willing to die for the things worth living for, you might as well turn in your membership in the human race." -- Diana Tregarde in Burning Water by Mercedes Lackey

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#1022 Brainiac100

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Posted 19 June 2012 - 07:48 PM

Quietly have ESPN open in a browser tab to check the score whilst at work; I'm to busy checking out BrainDen to do it myself.

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Is there a riddle stuck in your brain, and you cannot solve it? Be happy! It is a positive proof that you have a brain. <--Rookie1ja

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#1023 Yoruichi-san

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Posted 19 June 2012 - 07:49 PM

Whoa...for once in my life I'm popular...XP

Changing the format slightly...specifying an ending rather than a beginning...(and inspired by the new Karate Kid movie)

...because in China, all _____ know kung-fu.

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Women are definitely stronger. We are [Fe]males, after all...

Some of what makes me me is real, some of what makes me me is imaginary...I guess I'm just complex. ;P

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Chromatic Witch links now on my 'About Me' page! Episode 2 is awaiting it's epic conclusion...are you up to the task?

When life hands me lemons, I make invisible ink.

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#1024 MikeD

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Posted 19 June 2012 - 07:57 PM

More research is needed because in China, all we know is that at least one person may or may not know kung-fu.

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hi again, everyone. Nice to be back home.

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#1025 tiger_lily111

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Posted 19 June 2012 - 08:25 PM

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Use caution when travelling the rural areas of China, because in China, all cows know kung-fu and can tell when you're thinking about steak!

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"There's no such thing as 'one, true way'; the only answers worth having are the ones you find for yourself; leave the world better than you found it. Love, freedom, and the chance to do some good -- they're the things worth living and dying for, and if you aren't willing to die for the things worth living for, you might as well turn in your membership in the human race." -- Diana Tregarde in Burning Water by Mercedes Lackey

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#1026 TheCube

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Posted 19 June 2012 - 10:24 PM

I forgot what I was going to post, because in China, all the people in my head know kung-fu like I know what the hell a triangle is

(btw, what is a triangle. All i know are cubes. . .

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Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill just laughed at Jack as he sat there unconscious.

Jack should've known that Jill was a baddie . . .

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#1027 flamebirde

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Posted 19 June 2012 - 10:34 PM

ATTENTION! Bankers everywhere are in a major crisis because all stocks from China Kung Fu and decide that they will distribute themselves, thank you very much.

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Mafiosos and mafiosas of the world, unite! And then kill each other in a particularly tricky move that everyone suspects but never anticipates.

stand back. I'm going to apply logic.

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#1028 fabpig

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Posted 19 June 2012 - 11:18 PM

When visiting China, one must revere the Five Elders, because in China, all trees know kung-fu.

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Never let the facts get in the way of your ego.

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#1029 phaze

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Posted 19 June 2012 - 11:20 PM

Smash the dishes, because in China lies the secret to know kung-fu

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Perfecting Mafia suicide since August 2008

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#1030 EDM

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 04:12 PM

Tiger_lily is a force to be reckoned with, because in China, since she knows the secret of the cows, obviously she taught them. So it is confirmed; T_L is one of the master foodies who know kung-fu...