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#41 flamebirde

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 05:02 AM

So the mathematician thinks she means normal as in perpendicular when she means... what exactly?

By the way I think I already get the rest. not many people get through half of middle school before you start figuring things out. ;)


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Posted 01 February 2013 - 07:58 PM

A physicist walks into a bar and sees a smoking hot chick smiling at him.  Gathering up his courage, he starts towards her, only to be cut off by an old man.  

 

"Hey, stay away from my wife!" the old man growls.

 

"Your wife???" the physicists blinks.  "Are you really rich?"

 

"Nope."

 

"Were you like a famous musician or athlete or actor or director or something?"

 

"Nope."

 

"Then how in the world did you get a woman that hot?"

 

The old man chuckles.  "Boy, she's about 40 light years out of your league."


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Posted 16 July 2013 - 05:04 AM

So the mathematician thinks she means normal as in perpendicular when she means... what exactly?

By the way I think I already get the rest. not many people get through half of middle school before you start figuring things out. ;)

Spoiler for *ahem*


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Posted 16 July 2013 - 01:53 PM

Q: What did the hungry tiger do when it met the particle physicist?
A: It "lepton" him.
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Posted 12 December 2013 - 02:55 AM

Copper, Tin, and a chemist all live in the same house. One day, Copper was messing around and shoved Tin into an oven. Copper tumbles in after him, and the chemist shuts the door. Tin is exasperated, and yells "Copper, I'm starting to get alloyed with you!"

 

Alloyed, annoyed? Anyone?


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Posted 19 December 2013 - 02:45 AM

Okay, so there are two rubber ducks in a bathtub, and one of them says to the other, "Pass the soap!" The other one says, "Do I look like a typewriter?"
Edit: does everyone already know this one?

Edited by Kikacat123, 19 December 2013 - 02:49 AM.

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 03:23 AM

I don't get it, but I googled it!


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Posted 20 December 2013 - 10:23 PM

for (int i=1; i<=100; i++) {

System.out.println("I will not talk during class");

}

Loops should start at 0.


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Posted 19 June 2014 - 08:57 AM

What are these thngs?
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Clue: the one on the left is a centimeter.
 
Edit:
Seriously? This is an easy one.
Maybe Freshman Physics would help, but nothing more is needed.

Edited by bonanova, 06 July 2014 - 07:17 AM.
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Posted 24 July 2014 - 02:17 PM

Einstein started out as a geometer.

 

E = m ( a2 + b2 )


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