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#41 flamebirde

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 05:02 AM

So the mathematician thinks she means normal as in perpendicular when she means... what exactly?

By the way I think I already get the rest. not many people get through half of middle school before you start figuring things out. ;)


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Mafiosos and mafiosas of the world, unite! And then kill each other in a particularly tricky move that everyone suspects but never anticipates.

stand back. I'm going to apply logic.


#42 Yoruichi-san

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 07:58 PM

A physicist walks into a bar and sees a smoking hot chick smiling at him.  Gathering up his courage, he starts towards her, only to be cut off by an old man.  

 

"Hey, stay away from my wife!" the old man growls.

 

"Your wife???" the physicists blinks.  "Are you really rich?"

 

"Nope."

 

"Were you like a famous musician or athlete or actor or director or something?"

 

"Nope."

 

"Then how in the world did you get a woman that hot?"

 

The old man chuckles.  "Boy, she's about 40 light years out of your league."


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Women are definitely stronger. We are [Fe]males, after all...

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