Q: What's a triangle's favorite pick up line?
A: Hey baby, what's your sine.
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Posted 12 September 2012 - 11:38 PM
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Posted 12 September 2012 - 11:52 PM
Either 0 or 1 depending on who is asking, I think we can both tell I am not your typeQ: What's a triangle's favorite pick up line?
A: Hey baby, what's your sine.
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Posted 15 September 2012 - 11:57 PM
What does a teenage boy and an enzyme helicase have in common?
They both want to unzip your jeans/genes.
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A song:
Billy was a chemist's son,
but now he is no more,
cause he thought was H2O
was H2SO4.
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Argon walks into a bar when the bartender says:
"WE DON'T SERVE NOBLE GASES HERE!!!"
Argon doesn't react.
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Schrodinger is being pulled over by the police.
He believed that there was something in his trunk.
The police opens the trunk to find a dead cat in the drunk.
The police asked Schrodinger if he knew about the cat.
Schrondinger replied, "Well, I do now!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill just laughed at Jack as he sat there unconscious.
Jack should've known that Jill was a baddie . . .
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill just laughed at Jack as he sat there unconscious.
Jack should've known that Jill was a baddie . . .
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Posted 20 September 2012 - 07:33 AM
Ha, I like those...that song is pretty catchy 
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How about some chicken jokes...everyone likes chicken, eh?
Why did Brown's chicken cross the road?
Why did Schrodinger's chicken cross the road?
Why did Einstein's chicken cross the road?
Why did Pauli's chicken cross the road?
Why did L'Hopital's chicken cross the road?
Why did Bernoulli's chicken cross the road?
.How about some chicken jokes...everyone likes chicken, eh?
Why did Brown's chicken cross the road?
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Women are definitely stronger. We are [Fe]males, after all...
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Some of what makes me me is real, some of what makes me me is imaginary...I guess I'm just complex. ;P
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Posted 15 December 2012 - 01:59 AM
A mathematician goes home with a hot chick he picked up at a bar (no, that's not the joke
). As they are undressing each other, the chick stops and frowns at his "equipment".
"Is there something wrong?" The mathematician asks.
"It's just so...normal." The girl replies.
The mathematician blinks. "Is there something wrong?"
can someone explain this?
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Posted 20 January 2013 - 07:01 PM
This is a real one....on the inner wall of a W.C. someone wrote this with red paint" long live the communist party of russia "
and underneath,another one replays with this " YES....but only in W.C. " !!
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:09 AM
Q: Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
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When they find the time, they can't find the energy. And v.v.
Does this explain the scarcity of quantum physicists?
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:28 PM
Two math students walk into their TA's office hours, but he's not there, and there is a message on the whiteboard:
"Repent your sin."
"Is this a prank? That's odd," one says.
The other nods. "Yes, it is." Then he walks up to the board, picks up the eraser and a marker, and moves the period.
The first student looks confused. "Why did you do that?"
The second student smiles. "Cos now we're even."
Women are definitely stronger. We are [Fe]males, after all...
Some of what makes me me is real, some of what makes me me is imaginary...I guess I'm just complex. ;P
<3 BBC's Sherlock, the series and the man. "Smart is the new sexy."
Chromatic Witch links now on my 'About Me' page!
When life hands me lemons, I make invisible ink.
Some of what makes me me is real, some of what makes me me is imaginary...I guess I'm just complex. ;P
<3 BBC's Sherlock, the series and the man. "Smart is the new sexy."
Chromatic Witch links now on my 'About Me' page!
When life hands me lemons, I make invisible ink.
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Posted 01 February 2013 - 01:14 AM
hey, can you explain the mathematician and a chick joke? I don't get it. That other one is funny though.
Mafiosos and mafiosas of the world, unite! And then kill each other in a particularly tricky move that everyone suspects but never anticipates.
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Posted 01 February 2013 - 04:03 AM
Spoiler for Normal...
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Women are definitely stronger. We are [Fe]males, after all...
Some of what makes me me is real, some of what makes me me is imaginary...I guess I'm just complex. ;P
<3 BBC's Sherlock, the series and the man. "Smart is the new sexy."
Chromatic Witch links now on my 'About Me' page!
When life hands me lemons, I make invisible ink.
Some of what makes me me is real, some of what makes me me is imaginary...I guess I'm just complex. ;P
<3 BBC's Sherlock, the series and the man. "Smart is the new sexy."
Chromatic Witch links now on my 'About Me' page!
When life hands me lemons, I make invisible ink.
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