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Started by MissKitten, Mar 12 2011 06:35 PM

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#91 Molly Mae

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 06:43 PM

When you prove that women are evil. Observe.

The two things required to get a woman are time and money.
Woman = Time*Money

Time is money.
Time = Money

Hence
Women = Money2

Money is the root of evil.
Money = sqrt(Evil)
So Evil = Money2

Women = Money2 = Evil

Women = Evil

Edited by Molly Mae, 16 September 2011 - 06:44 PM.

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 07:26 PM

When you prove that women are evil. Observe.

The two things required to get a woman are time and money.
Woman = Time*Money

Time is money.
Time = Money

Hence
Women = Money2

Money is the root of evil.
Money = sqrt(Evil)
So Evil = Money2

Women = Money2 = Evil

Women = Evil

I believe that requires addition, not multiplication. :P
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Posted 16 September 2011 - 07:45 PM

I believe that requires addition, not multiplication. :P

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 08:08 PM

I believe that requires addition, not multiplication. :P


Never had a woman, huh Thalia :P

But it may actually be time ^ money
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Posted 16 September 2011 - 09:15 PM

Ha! I've seen that before, and I think I actually put it up as a choice for our MathCounts t-shirt, as a braind of math-related humor. Funny thing is, even though it's so absurdly simple, my little sis, who is also in MathCounts, doesn't get it. It makes me worry for her MathCounts career.
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Posted 17 September 2011 - 11:15 PM

How about proving that 42 is the answer to everything?
Can anyone do that?
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Posted 17 September 2011 - 11:41 PM

Nope, no matter what the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy says, the answer to everything is not 42. It's 64. Either that or duct tape, we haven't been able to establish which one works the best yet.
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Posted 21 September 2011 - 08:26 PM

Actually, it's 42 64 or goriila tape. Gorilla tape is much stronger than duct tape. However, the universally accepted answer is "Chuck Norris". Here's proof Chuck is the answer to everything:

Everything=God
God=Religion
God+Religion=Power
Power=Fear
Fear=Pain+Suffering
Pain+Suffering=Chuck Norris
Everything=Chuck Norris

Might need a little tweeking, but you get the idea. :D
Now can you prove 64 is also the answer to everything?
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#99 MissKitten

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Posted 21 September 2011 - 10:09 PM

Yes:

64=everything :P

And in return, can you prove that gorilla tape is the answer to everything?
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Posted 22 September 2011 - 03:41 AM

When you wish that you can write out Graham's Number.
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