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#319564 One Up Me

Posted by Yoruichi-san on 20 June 2012 - 10:51 PM

What happens in quantum statistical thermodynamics stays in quantum statistical thermodynamics...b/c no one else cares.
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#318520 One Up Me

Posted by MikeD on 14 June 2012 - 06:33 AM

Out of the frying pan and on to the floor.
Back into the frying pan, let hope none of the guests saw. :wacko:
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#319300 One Up Me

Posted by tiger_lily111 on 19 June 2012 - 08:25 PM

Use caution when travelling the rural areas of China, because in China, all cows know kung-fu and can tell when you're thinking about steak!
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#319008 One Up Me

Posted by flamebirde on 18 June 2012 - 05:32 PM

That would seem more impressive if we added a molten lava volcano to the end of every sentence, replacing the last word of the molten lava volcano.
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#318496 One Up Me

Posted by fabpig on 14 June 2012 - 01:23 AM

I have been testing oil quality all week & subsequently go home each day smelling like I've been deep fried. Therefore ...


out of the frying pan ...


Whoa!! Potential bacon in earshot!
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#318327 I'm Assassin, But I promise to never kill anyone of you ^_^

Posted by rookie1ja on 13 June 2012 - 07:44 AM

@Rookie Could you please put a taser on the 404 error screen?

Thanks for the suggestion. If anybody could draw some quality vector graphics symbolizing BrainDen (eg. including taser) then I will consider putting it on 404 page ;)
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#315348 Glad it's back!

Posted by flamebirde on 01 May 2012 - 12:09 AM

Agreed. One up this if you are a veteran of the great Brainden Blackout!
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#323596 One Up Me

Posted by phaze on 31 July 2012 - 11:17 PM

That was so unexpected, I didn't know that a giraffe could play the piccolo, let alone doing it underwater
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#322256 One Up Me

Posted by Aaryan on 14 July 2012 - 05:15 PM

I never thought, therefore I never was.
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#322220 One Up Me

Posted by Brainiac100 on 13 July 2012 - 10:46 PM

(ghost)

I never thought MiKi would do that to me for ticking her off!!!
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#320215 One Up Me

Posted by phaze on 27 June 2012 - 11:45 AM

Getting my sister in trouble for trolling me in college; it was totally worth it!!! :D
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#318751 One Up Me

Posted by tiger_lily111 on 15 June 2012 - 09:44 PM

Last year, Japanese scientists ... erm, well ...

Last month, Japanese scientists started electrocuting you (& your food) - but just a wee bit!

Last week, Japanese scientisits decided to combine the two & amp up the voltage so you wouldn't realize you were eating poo - or that you have a new hairdo! (Let me wipe that drool up for you.)
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#318545 One Up Me

Posted by plainglazed on 14 June 2012 - 01:32 PM

out of the frying pan and-------onto the automatic waterfall glazing machine! glazingmachine.jpg
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#318459 BLACK MAN vs WHITE MAN vs ASIAN MAN

Posted by Aaryan on 13 June 2012 - 10:29 PM

Pandas would never run into a wall, they not not as dumb as humans.

Pandas would never run in the first place.
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#318263 One Up Me

Posted by tiger_lily111 on 12 June 2012 - 07:36 PM

I don't know what I'll find at the end of this. Oh look, it was period.
Now I don't know what I'll find at the end of this-apparently a dash. Huh.
Now to try & get tricky ...
What will I find at the end of this? (Drat, should've seen that one coming.) :P
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#316922 One Up Me

Posted by EDM on 31 May 2012 - 06:29 AM

You can shoot the gun, but...add the bullets, first... :duh:...noobs... :dry: :P
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#317600 One Up Me

Posted by tiger_lily111 on 07 June 2012 - 01:06 AM

Life is a journey through my ex(is)tensive years.
Of gaining wisdom: I have finally come to realize the answer to everything, eloquently stated as follows -

It is what it is, & it ain't what it ain't, 'cept when it is what it ain't, & that's that.
(& also 42)
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#329232 Crazy People

Posted by BMAD on 02 March 2013 - 11:48 PM

A mathematician and a Wall street broker went to races. The broker suggested to bet $10,000 on a horse. The mathematician was sceptical, saying that he wanted first to understand the rules, to look on horses, etc. The broker whispered that he knew a secret algorithm for the success, but he could not convince the mathematician.
"You are too theoretical," he said and bet on a horse. Surely, that horse came first bringing him a lot of money. Triumphantly, he exclaimed:
"I told you, I knew the secret!"
"What is your secret?" the mathematician asked.
"It is rather easy. I have two kids, three and five year old. I sum up their ages and I bet on number nine."
"But, three and five is eight," the mathematician protested.
"I told you, you are too theoretical!" the broker replied, "Haven't I just shown experimentally, that my calculation is correct! 3+5=9!" 


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